It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
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Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
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I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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