Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
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You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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