idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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