question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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