Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
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Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
We just shotgunned beers for America
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
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It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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