I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
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When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
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Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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