I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
I've blown a few things in my day
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
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I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
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No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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