i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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