At least make sure they are 18
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I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
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I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
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My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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