how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
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I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
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Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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