I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
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Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
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I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.