chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
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