Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(404): View more from Georgia

My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.

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(281): View more from Texas

He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid

(918): View more from Oklahoma

Did you send adult things?

(281): View more from Texas

Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year

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(407): View more from Florida

Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?

(1-407): View more from Florida

I hate you

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tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?

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(254): View more from Texas

our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day

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(212): View more from New York

Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??

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(210): View more from Texas

Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.

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(347): View more from New York

May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.

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(616): View more from Michigan

Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.

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