I'm so fucking centered right now
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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