: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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