Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
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My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
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its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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