As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
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Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
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It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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