I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
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four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
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I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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