Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Bring me that man meat
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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