I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
