Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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