Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
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i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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