sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
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its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
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Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
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