Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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