i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
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I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
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Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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