Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
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i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
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Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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