Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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