make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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