she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
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He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
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I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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