I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
