Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
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