He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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