im about as happy as oj after his trial
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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