Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
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Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
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I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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