You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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