it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
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