I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
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No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
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you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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