my mouth tastes like poor choices
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
there is puke in my bra ... again
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