That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
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at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
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I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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