There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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