We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
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he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
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I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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