I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
God, you're like boner-b-gone
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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