ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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