I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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