Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
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There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
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Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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