i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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