I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
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I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
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I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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