We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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