after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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