You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
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I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
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i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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