I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Boobs are out for the taking
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
Randomize
