whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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