Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
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Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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