so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
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Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
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I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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