I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
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He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
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I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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