She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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