There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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