I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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