when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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