It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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